Escher Girls

Float like a butterfly, Sting like a WTF!?

This is a blog to archive and showcase the prevalence of certain ways women are depicted in illustrated pop media, specifically how women are posed, drawn, distorted, and/or sexualized out of context, often in ridiculous, impossible or disturbing ways that sacrifice storytelling.

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ceilingtheo:

fuck-no-greg-land:

eschergirls:

If there was a chest burster inside one of my boobs, I’d be screaming too.
Edit: I didn’t even notice Wolverine’s exploding bicep!  What’s hilarious, is that this is the second Greg Land picture with falling-apart women where Wolverine’s bicep is exploding in the background.

Dear god, one of her breasts is bigger than the other so much it overshadows.
Also, Greg, the face.
Why is Psylocke’s face…
Like that?

I seem to have accidentally created an illustrated guide to why this picture is bad and Greg Land should feel bad.
I was going to just write a comment, but then I realised I’m not sure I am capable of talking about what is happening with her anatomy in words.
So here’s pictures. Although I make no claim to be any kind of artist, and apologise in advance for the fact I don’t actually understand anatomy either.
Where I feel like her body should be in comparison to her head:

Where I feel like her body should be in comparison to her arms:

Where I feel like her body should be in comparison to her kicking leg:

Where I feel like her body should be in comparison to her lower torso:

(This is terrible, but seriously, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HER LOWER TORSO?)
Where I feel like her body should be in comparison to whatever is happening on her chest:


I just noticed this.  This is an amazing breakdown of all the (many) things wrong with Psylocke in that picture.  Bravo! :3

ceilingtheo:

fuck-no-greg-land:

eschergirls:

If there was a chest burster inside one of my boobs, I’d be screaming too.

Edit: I didn’t even notice Wolverine’s exploding bicep!  What’s hilarious, is that this is the second Greg Land picture with falling-apart women where Wolverine’s bicep is exploding in the background.

Dear god, one of her breasts is bigger than the other so much it overshadows.

Also, Greg, the face.

Why is Psylocke’s face…

Like that?

I seem to have accidentally created an illustrated guide to why this picture is bad and Greg Land should feel bad.

I was going to just write a comment, but then I realised I’m not sure I am capable of talking about what is happening with her anatomy in words.

So here’s pictures. Although I make no claim to be any kind of artist, and apologise in advance for the fact I don’t actually understand anatomy either.

Where I feel like her body should be in comparison to her head:

Where I feel like her body should be in comparison to her arms:

Where I feel like her body should be in comparison to her kicking leg:

Where I feel like her body should be in comparison to her lower torso:

(This is terrible, but seriously, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HER LOWER TORSO?)

Where I feel like her body should be in comparison to whatever is happening on her chest:

I just noticed this.  This is an amazing breakdown of all the (many) things wrong with Psylocke in that picture.  Bravo! :3

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    Crime Fighting Porn Faces™ Seriously though I cannot get over that torso just WHUT
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    Holy crap! this is awesome!
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    haha oh my god
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