Escher Girls

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This is a blog for pictures of female characters in impossible or ridiculous poses or with disturbing anatomy because the artists need to show teh sexy.

miss-ferrous submitted: I came across this picture of Bayonetta by accident and for the life of me, I just can’t figure this pose out. UH anyone want to red line it and see if they can’t figure out what’s going on? AH!  I didn’t realize that was her right leg at first, then I realized, with slow horror, what that limb was.  She looks broken in at least 2 places.

miss-ferrous submitted:

I came across this picture of Bayonetta by accident and for the life of me, I just can’t figure this pose out. UH anyone want to red line it and see if they can’t figure out what’s going on?

AH!  I didn’t realize that was her right leg at first, then I realized, with slow horror, what that limb was.  She looks broken in at least 2 places.

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  1. lozartist reblogged this from eschergirls and added:
    Yes those are gun shoes. This pic is a really confusing angle to show her from, because those straps make her arm blend...
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  5. rainbowsquidink reblogged this from eschergirls and added:
    Dude, my anatomy sucks and even I can point out what’s bad with this. Its your basic ‘do it because its sexy’ posing...
  6. allskiesblue reblogged this from sasslock and added:
    Oh, the left foot has a gun attached to it because Bayonetta wears high heels where the heels are -guns-. Her clothing...
  7. sasslock reblogged this from eschergirls
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  9. miss-ferrous reblogged this from eschergirls and added:
    So… basically that’s a “no” on the “can anyone figure out what’s going on”?
  10. caramelbunnies reblogged this from eschergirls
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  13. izzy-simpson reblogged this from thegamingmuse and added:
    It’s sad because I have the game and it is in fact fun to play. The boss battles for one are fast paced and chaotic. You...
  14. madboosties reblogged this from kryptoswag and added:
    wtf is even happening rn
  15. kryptoswag reblogged this from izzy-simpson and added:
    You know what that means…[/joke revival] I’m sure if you suggested the idea of an ass portal to Hideki Kamiya, he would...
  16. thegamingmuse reblogged this from izzy-simpson and added:
    Pictures like this are why I really just don’t want to play this game. People have told me its good, they’ve even said...
  17. mangosupasonic reblogged this from izzy-simpson and added:
    I love Bayonetta, but seriously, EVERY pose they give her is the contorted, unrealistic bullshit made to show off her...
  18. oyukihime reblogged this from eschergirls and added:
    Just thought I’d bump in and un-confuse ya’ll…. First off, bayonetta has guns attached to her shoes as heels o.o so. She...
  19. captainboobs reblogged this from eschergirls and added:
    The heels of her boots are guns. I downloaded a demo of this game on Xbox a while ago…. dear sweet baby cheeses.. play...
  20. hey-its-tsai reblogged this from eschergirls and added:
    what’s happening it’s like she was crouching and then got rear-ended by a bus she crumples like an aluminum can
  21. chekers reblogged this from eschergirls and added:
    Okay, like, most comic book covers and stuff, I can see where the “sexy” was going for. WHAT IS THIS MESS?
  22. powerxgirl reblogged this from eschergirls
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  25. shattered-earth reblogged this from eschergirls and added:
    As much as i hate bayonetta, she IS stylized to have a tiny head and a huge body, it’s what makes her weird and inhuman....
  26. salanti reblogged this from basementtroll and added:
    ….still no…that pose has to hurt
  27. kuwartzu reblogged this from eschergirls and added:
    The gun is easy to explain. For added pantyshots / cool battle action they decided to strap guns on her feet as well....
  28. basementtroll reblogged this from eschergirls and added:
    Some confusion can be attributed to the fact that her hair is black and covering the black parts of her outfit (which is...
  29. tamlane reblogged this from shorm and added:
    Not that it helps her broken-ness (because let’s face it, Bayonetta is ridiculous) but the belt thingies are on both...
  30. kimithegreat reblogged this from eschergirls and added:
    Y’all. Obviously she has guns on her shoes so she can break dance and shoot with her feet at the same time. Also, while...
  31. blueheavensangel reblogged this from eschergirls
  32. kenshiro28 reblogged this from eschergirls and added:
    Her heels are guns too. No joke.
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  34. shorm reblogged this from eschergirls and added:
    Clearly, she is a spider. She’s just missing a couple legs. Here, I drew them in: