Escher Girls

Float like a butterfly, Sting like a WTF!?

This is a blog for pictures of female characters in impossible or ridiculous poses or with disturbing anatomy because the artists need to show teh sexy.

crossyarts: eschergirls: databat: eschergirls: Battle of the bendy insect women! (and is that little red thing at the bottom supposed to be the red and white girl’s foot!?) Edit: as somebody in the comments pointed out, her arms are really frightening too.  The one holding the bow is like a tiny little t-rex arm. Ok…ok… I am not the best artists by any means. In the past, I tried to give artists the benefit of the doubt because…well most of them are traditional (Pen on paper) and have deadlines to fill…so some things get looked over. But maybe Just maybe If they didn’t focus on trying to fit tits and ass into every shot THEN MAYBE JUST FUCKING MAYBE THEY CAN FOCUS ON MAKING EVERYTHING ELSE SUCK LESS. That’s exactly it.  And that’s why I post all sorts of anatomy screw ups for women because I’ve noticed that a lot of the time, the artists seem to be “okay drew the sexy bits… bored now”.  So even if plasticine legs or an arm growing out of her back are not done “for teh sexy”, they happen because the rest of her was being drawn “for teh sexy”.   There’s a bunch of pictures in the tumblr where it really does seem as if the artist just got bored after drawing her face and breasts (or her butt) and the rest of the body just didn’t really matter. ok normally i leave this shit alone since i’m not that great at anatomy but this cover is really interesting to me because it makes sense as a pose  the archer lady has to arch her back to aim the bow, glory has to curve her whole body to swing her sword up, and that fighter would be turning alongside the archer to get at glory too as far as covers go this is perfect for making a lot of sexy shots in a completely natural setting the only pose I had to change was glory’s (to show that she’s moving her body to swing up) and the other attacker’s (i could have drawn her strafing but i thought the perspective leg made it look more dynamic) see glory isn’t attacking the archer she’s cutting an arrow in half that is a perfectly legit reason to have your tits in view of the camera and arching your back i wish i could see a better artist do this cover Great redraw!  The insect women and EXTREME everything makes it harder to figure out what’s going on (your breakdown was perfect) and the redraw, even roughly, is much more clear what’s happening. :)  The back girl also looks like she’s trying to join the fight now rather than tilting her head like a confused cat.

crossyarts:

eschergirls:

databat:

eschergirls:

Battle of the bendy insect women!

(and is that little red thing at the bottom supposed to be the red and white girl’s foot!?)

Edit: as somebody in the comments pointed out, her arms are really frightening too.  The one holding the bow is like a tiny little t-rex arm.

Ok…ok…

I am not the best artists by any means. In the past, I tried to give artists the benefit of the doubt because…well most of them are traditional (Pen on paper) and have deadlines to fill…so some things get looked over.

But maybe

Just maybe

If they didn’t focus

on trying to fit tits and ass

into every shot

THEN MAYBE

JUST

FUCKING

MAYBE

THEY CAN FOCUS ON MAKING EVERYTHING ELSE

SUCK

LESS.

That’s exactly it.  And that’s why I post all sorts of anatomy screw ups for women because I’ve noticed that a lot of the time, the artists seem to be “okay drew the sexy bits… bored now”.  So even if plasticine legs or an arm growing out of her back are not done “for teh sexy”, they happen because the rest of her was being drawn “for teh sexy”.   There’s a bunch of pictures in the tumblr where it really does seem as if the artist just got bored after drawing her face and breasts (or her butt) and the rest of the body just didn’t really matter.

ok normally i leave this shit alone since i’m not that great at anatomy but this cover is really interesting to me because it makes sense as a pose 

the archer lady has to arch her back to aim the bow, glory has to curve her whole body to swing her sword up, and that fighter would be turning alongside the archer to get at glory too

as far as covers go this is perfect for making a lot of sexy shots in a completely natural setting

the only pose I had to change was glory’s (to show that she’s moving her body to swing up) and the other attacker’s (i could have drawn her strafing but i thought the perspective leg made it look more dynamic)

see glory isn’t attacking the archer she’s cutting an arrow in half

that is a perfectly legit reason to have your tits in view of the camera and arching your back

i wish i could see a better artist do this cover

Great redraw!  The insect women and EXTREME everything makes it harder to figure out what’s going on (your breakdown was perfect) and the redraw, even roughly, is much more clear what’s happening. :)  The back girl also looks like she’s trying to join the fight now rather than tilting her head like a confused cat.

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    You guys, someone needs to get these artists a Deviant Art account so they can get all these obvious T&A commissions out...
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    Can the redraw person have the original artist’s job?
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    Reaction to the original picture: “Oh hey, it’s another stupid superhero tits and ass comic. No idea what’s going on in...
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    *just gestures demonstratively*
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    The original artist missed a great chance for a butt shot because an archer should not be facing directly at the target,...
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    Great redraw! The insect women and EXTREME everything makes it harder to figure out what’s going on (your breakdown was...
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    crossy please do all the redraws i love them i just i you’re beautiful