Escher Girls

Float like a butterfly, Sting like a WTF!?

This is a blog to archive and showcase the prevalence of certain ways women are depicted in illustrated pop media, specifically how women are posed, drawn, distorted, and sexualized out of context, often in ridiculous, impossible or disturbing ways that sacrifice storytelling.

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Ignore what she’s saying.  Let’s have a caption contest!  What do YOU think is going on?

Ignore what she’s saying.  Let’s have a caption contest!  What do YOU think is going on?

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  1. blackwidowaday answered: She new Len Goodman would give her a 4 for her Paso Doble, but she didn’t care.
  2. ghettopurplecupcake answered: SLAM DUNK
  3. bewareohmortalsouls answered: Dammit kreng I told you I am useless at pitching!!! *crack* see! my hip just detached again!
  4. ranggiana answered: “By the Gods! She’s an abomination!”
  5. fivethingsunmixed answered: He would regret replacing all of Red Sonja’s chanmail links with Furby eyes!
  6. thebestworstidea answered: Clearly a badly executed single ladies dance.
  7. muddy-scarecrow13 answered: NG! I’m totally lying! Odd steel is TOTALLY slowing me down as well as breaking my spiiiiiine!
  8. shaitsan answered: The tree crunched as it ripped apart, and so did Sonja’s spine.
  9. rossini138 reblogged this from eschergirls and added:
    “Ew! This tree has spiders all over it!!Did you see? They were like, *this big*!”
  10. feinnea answered: She’s suddenly unconscious because her boobs and butts are taking over her body only to see each other again “Hey guys I miss you so much!”
  11. neko-flash-studios answered: Quit staring at my boobs and ass, perv!!
  12. harblkun answered: “Chainmail wedgies are the WORST.”
  13. racist-space-cactus answered: If I can just reach through this invisible wall… Ah fuck, my spine!
  14. sugaredcyanococcus answered: Aw fuck my dime-bedazzled thong is slipping.
  15. discountbinninja answered: Somatic components for “summon log!” Because wizards can get away with chainmail bikinis.
  16. paisleyfarrago answered: “HOW COULD YOU LEAVE MY CHAINMAIL IN THE DRYER?!”
  17. muffinfarming answered: “Pst! Butt! Hey Butt!” “Yeah, Boobs?” “This is lame, let’s leave,”
  18. sugarcoatedme answered: Not really a caption… but it looks like an intense, modern dance version of the play Into the Woods.
  19. uselessispriceless answered: “You lazy bastard craft me bones coz it seems I miss several one”
  20. evalilith answered: This new play-doh form is very unwieldy!
  21. naminenobody94 answered: “Oh god— wait.I got a wedgie again. That’s what I get for shopping discount armor…
  22. heated-up answered: The goblins were in awe of Sonja’s pitching skills.
  23. lilacwire answered: This is some intense Dance Dance Revolution.
  24. gabyrippling answered: These bottle caps really chafe! Recycling is hard!
  25. chaosdl answered: Damn monsters always interrupting my ice skating practice.
  26. thiefree answered: “YOU designed this outfit?! Do you have any idea HOW MUCH IS CHAFES?!”
  27. aruoliveira answered: “It was so hard to break a branch having one arm shorter than other. If only I dressed an armor, a 2nd blade would be available in my belt
  28. fluffyscootabunny answered: LOOK AT MY MANICURE! LOOK AT IT!
  29. thegoodnaysayer answered: It’s a shame the goddess didn’t bless her with a spine.
  30. savagedungeon answered: A bikini made of bottlecaps is meant to be seen, not touched, go away!
  31. pretentiouslimericks answered: I am willing to destroy my own spine to kill you. WHAT CHANCE DO YOUR WEAPONS HAVE?
  32. kioz answered: “THIS IS HOW WE PLAY BASEBALL ON MY PLANET!”
  33. bishyt answered: Oh no, my heel broke!
  34. kjdawson80 answered: “Damn it! Alllllllmost got a AAA on AFRONOVA Heavy!”
  35. stevonicus answered: Curse you goblins for stealing my spine!