And for Boxing Day, here are my favourites from the last Caption Contest! :D
Jenny Creed answered: “HOW ARE YOU MAKING THE WIND DO THAT? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!” “HOW ARE YOU MAKING THE WIND DO THAT? Oh holy nipples it’s cold too.”
Xav answered: Keep those arms stretched, for love’s sake! I know the gravitation pull is strong, but if our boobs collide, their combined mass will result in singularity that could destroy entire universe!
Jenny Islander answered: Character on the left: “No, I do not want to slow dance! You’re drunk! Get off me!” Character on the right: “BUT I JUST NEED SOMEBODY TO LUUUB BAAAAAW”
hotairgenerator answered: “Mindy! Listen to me! You have to stay calm! Whatever happens, we can’t let go of each other or our heads will fall off!”
Hbees answered: “I waaaaaaant you to want me, I neeeeeed you to need me ~♪”
candy13castlesburn answered: i needed the extra support metal corset but you took it any way knowing it wasn’t your size just to piss me off!
niconix answered: Arrggghhhhhh! You stole my cornflakes!
pidgesflock answered: How do you get your hair to do that?!
dreyabriar answered: It’s okay! I forgive you for stealing her away from me! COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG!
kaelemgaen answered: “You have your hands in the wrong place again! This is not where you put them.” These dance lessons were going to take awhile.
jaytherobot answered: “Okay! Okay! I’m putting your head back on! I didn’t know that’s what that little tab on your neck did!”
jemstarstrawberries answered: “I WANT TO WEAR THE WINGED HAT.” “No! Mom gave this hat to ME! Get your own!!”
sean-is-a-man answered: “How dare thy level of boob coverage be more impossible than mine. I strangle over boob strap envy!”“Hey I’m using that neck! Give me yours!”
zagglezig answered: Scream it out therapy became one of the most popular methods for women sudffering Escheritis.
betsynails answered: arggggghhh! The masks are stuck on, help me!
needsmoarg4 answered: Too busy thinking “they look like those mythical cosplay girl vampires in the guise of Thor and Loki” for a real caption
yondamoegi answered: Boobs are quarreling:”It’s my turn to wear blonde head!” “No! It’s my turn, attach it back!”
space-pioneer answered: “Dammit! It was your idea to have this guy draw the book. Now look what we’re wearing!”
i-had-him-on-the-ropes answered: Sif: “I told you, it’s MY turn to lead! And one-two-three, and one-two-three…”
kitsune-scribe answered: No, MY followers have dressed me in the most ridiculous “armor”.
tempest-in-a-b-cup answered: Lady #1: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY STRANGLE SOMEONE! Lady #2: NEITHER DO I!
iki-teru answered: on the left: I LOVE YOUR EARRINGS on the right: I LOVE YOUR HAT
marlo-noni answered: I had to claw my way to the top of the Ridiculous Boobs Society! You will die before you see me give up this precariously placed crown!
rosemary-the-skunk answered: A rule 63 Thor and Loki fighting over a hairbrush.
tipsysips answered: Will these two women be able to restore normal physics so they can hug it out like they so desperately want to? READ TO FIND OUT!
whatifthewolvescome said: Quick! Swap heads before anyone notices!
shiracirca answered: “Now we must fight to the death for clothes, as fabric is apparently scarce in this world.”
kumquatmarmalade answered: “OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR EARRINGS WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE”
plusonecard answered: “No! No! You’re stepping on my toe. Let ME lead!”
evilseedlet answered: Oftentimes, the Escher Zombies will become entagled in eachothers outstretched arms as they wander the landscape searching for spines to snap
rollinginbooks answered: “YOU BROUGHT FAT-FREE CHEESE CAKE TO GAME NIGHT” “WELL YOU BROUGHT FLOURLESS SPRITZ”
lupusdraconis answered: And now the territorial dispute has come to a head as the fake geek girls fight for the right to prowl the comic-con.
thisiswhatnerdylookslike answered: I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO TOOK OUR CLOTHES SO SPIT IT OUT ALREADY