Escher Girls

Float like a butterfly, Sting like a WTF!?

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I wasn’t originally going to do a caption contest with this picture, but some people came up with some pretty clever captions on their own in the Christmas Eve post, so I wanted to see what else people could come up. :)  So consider this a New Year’s eve game!
What’s going on in this picture?

I wasn’t originally going to do a caption contest with this picture, but some people came up with some pretty clever captions on their own in the Christmas Eve post, so I wanted to see what else people could come up. :)  So consider this a New Year’s eve game!

What’s going on in this picture?

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  1. secretsofthedisabled answered: Woman made of snow tries to make partner!
  2. voissane answered: Watch me while I get them with snowballs while they’re too shocked of seeing me bareclothed eating a rotten carrot
  3. itsa-me-amelie answered: i have forgotten my panties, but luckily i am mcgyver. ill make myself some underpants out of snow and this carrot.
  4. robiningravens answered: Santa was innocently distributing presents when he unwittingly discovered that his wife secretly has a part-time job of her own.
  5. princemikasaackerman answered: Oh dear God! That women is in the snow with no pants on! Someone get her a coat and some hot chocolate before she dies of hypothermia!
  6. rosierotica answered: The little waist-stick girl: The heart-warming tale of a woman who gets a spine and a pair of pants through the magic of Christmas!
  7. mizelliebelle said: Hmm, snow… maybe if I put it on my back, it’ll numb my spinal pain!
  8. captainlune answered: Strong Female Characters don’t need pants. Or underwear. In the snow.
  9. helpimtrappedontheinternet answered: "The quality of snow these days! How am I supposed to make myself some snowpants with this? I mean, I can’t stand around like this forever!"
  10. iseulttoinjury answered: As Santa looked at the other Salvation Army bellringer, he regretted taking those hallucinogens.
  11. tinkerhella answered: "I can’t feel my fingers. Or my ass."
  12. doctorpeppers answered: Merry Phallus!
  13. impawssibly answered: "damn, mrs. claus, why don’t you play with ME like that?"
  14. thedisagreeable answered: Little Boy: Santa, what about giving me a smaller head for Christmas?
  15. repost-this-image answered: The stuff in my right hand? It came from the snowman. Try not to stare.
  16. gambantein answered: "This holiday season, give the gift of a brand new prosthetic spine & torso combo! Act now, and we’ll throw in cyberlegs at half price!
  17. irlmun answered: Man: Holy Joly! She has no pants!
  18. shaitsan answered: Couldn’t I have at least had pants?
  19. brookriver answered: Santa was a little late that year.
  20. constantstateofbliss answered: Unfortunately, the unlookers were too distracted to notice even the hardy amazon, Glory, had succumbed to the cold and had frozen in place.
  21. somethingclassysomethingvulgar answered: Frostbite. All of the frostbite.
  22. ninjacarp answered: Kid: Santa, would you please take my letter now?
  23. bisexualzuko answered: "I’ll make YOU snow."
  24. cobaltandturquoise answered: I feel so EMPOWERED kneeling here thrusting my frostbitten sexy bits at this cammera, as men in the background ogle my back and pelvis!
  25. kitsune-scribe answered: Mrs. Clause has been replaced by a Skrull. (He’s doing it wrong.
  26. jemstarstrawberries answered: Santa Claus in the background: “Ho Ho Hooooooly….”
  27. kyralily answered: Boy: Santa, take my letter. I’m asking you for a Nerf Gun and some pants for that lady.
  28. solomon-pider answered: Oh god, its so cold that her spine broke and she can’t walk, onlookers gawk in fear as she hobbles around trying to build a igloo to survive.
  29. ladysiris answered: Santa finally found his hairless reindeer as she was about to fellate a snowman’s carroty nose. Naughty!
  30. quicksilvershavings answered: There was just no other way to measure the heft of a projectile than by running it through your fingers and feeling its weight in your hands.
  31. wincenworks answered: As a strong, empowered woman, Glory is always does what people tell her she can’t. Today someone told her you can’t give a snowman a handjob.
  32. ancientstring answered: The snow had finally taken on human form. Now the trap has been set.
  33. solluxandersprite answered: In a cruel act of nature, the woman’s face permanently froze in place as she questioned her life choices.
  34. h-feather answered: Headline days later: “GLORIOUS ASS LOST TO FROSTBITE WHILST FELATING A SNOWMAN”