Escher Girls

Float like a butterfly, Sting like a WTF!?

This is a blog to archive and showcase the prevalence of certain ways women are depicted in illustrated pop media, specifically how women are posed, drawn, distorted, and sexualized out of context, often in ridiculous, impossible or disturbing ways that sacrifice storytelling.

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This was supposed to be an anti-global warming public service announcement according to the person who submitted it to me. So, I thought we should have a caption contest for this, but it has to be in a PSA sort of way… it doesn’t have to be about global warming, but it should a PSA about something. :) So, go for it!  What’s this image advocating for/against?

This was supposed to be an anti-global warming public service announcement according to the person who submitted it to me.


So, I thought we should have a caption contest for this, but it has to be in a PSA sort of way… it doesn’t have to be about global warming, but it should a PSA about something. :)


So, go for it!  What’s this image advocating for/against?

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  1. akyre answered: Be careful how you bend over; your shoulder will dislocate!
  2. immortallyophelia answered: Stop bad art and anatomy from causing YOU to lose your spine and internal organs with just one forceful whack of a baseball bat!
  3. ikunagae answered: Leg Reduction Surgery.
  4. steeple333 answered: Beware of life-sized barbie dolls posing as acutal women.
  5. mastertuta99 answered: Spinal Surgery: Only get it from a trustworthy doctor!
  6. rivenchu answered: Save the world, adopt a bikini babe today!
  7. blueinthemorning answered: It rubs the lotion on my skin or else it has to pose again.
  8. roisu answered: Don’t get caught with brittle bones again when you boobs and butt, Escher Boy! Use Rubber Bones Lotion, and you’ll always swivel safely!
  9. mxc7254 answered: Global warming may be a problem, but radioactive mutation is far more serious!
  10. itakunshouseofpancakes answered: “Your not paying atteion to my boobs…are you?”
  11. hardboiled-w answered: Dr. Wily sent Snakeman in disguise in an attempt to kill Protoman.
  12. crazypangolinlady answered: Nuclear Radiation: Is it really that sexy?
  13. muddy-scarecrow13 answered: Ladies. Don’t let a douchebag happen to you
  14. abad1dea answered: Here, just a dab of this lotion and your arm will turn to rubber!
  15. tothesnakepitwithyou answered: Global warming is a serious issue. It has melted the torso of many a woman who were too selfless to put the sunscreen on their own skin.
  16. tumblingtheology answered: Ladies: Don’t let rubbery sexual objectification happen to you!
  17. colorfuloddity answered: “Talk to your doctor if you think you have tuberous breasts.”
  18. whereismywizardhat answered: Umm… where are my glasses? I can’t see a thing without them!
  19. hitoshi-is-my-waifu answered: Where sunscreen or melt. It’s too late for her, but maybe he still has a chance.
  20. nowhiteflags answered: By the time they are rubbing lotion on you, it’s too late. Keep your eyes open for mutants.
  21. seanbishoplive answered: The ladies were proud to have just finished sculpting the perfect boyfriend… one made purely of ice cream and coconut.
  22. maetel-san answered: Guy actually thinking: the fuck is this alien
  23. phasmastrange answered: You shouldn’t be ashamed over a little hump!
  24. migslovesyou answered: I seem to have a dislocated shoulder and have no idea how my bikini is staying on but here some SPF anyway
  25. ka-atis answered: Why wait for Global Warming kicking in? Buy BIW - Bottled Individual Warming! Melts your body within the day!
  26. faewithoutconsequence answered: Bones-Away! (TM) Lotion to make even you, yes you, a floppy contortionist!
  27. fate-hates-faraday answered: Remember, improper posture can lead to twisted spines and broken wrists. Sit up straight right now!
  28. larkiethings answered: She’s one of those toys that are held up by a string, so when you push the bottom up she flops over.
  29. hollowpikeman answered: Do not expose the Fembot 9000 to direct sunlight, or she will melt.
  30. thekashif answered: Tolerance of the nippleless
  31. korsithkoris answered: “Mmm, I love my ladylamp.”
  32. iwasonlyplaying answered: “Here, use this cream. It’ll keep your anatomy from screwing up like mine did.”
  33. im-a-girafffe answered: Shoulderboobs
  34. furiousnipples answered: it’s so hot that this chick’s limbs fused together. let’s fight global warming.
  35. realifeposers reblogged this from eschergirls and added:
    What the ever loving hell is that eel woman doing out of water?
  36. hiddeninplainsightranch answered: “Remember, rubber girls aren’t just made of rubber; sometimes they rub things on you!”