Since you’re posting physics-fail boobs lately… this scene from High School of the Dead is pretty much the ultimate example. Bullet dodging boobs! Really bizarre boob-ripple syndrome! (Seriously, are those supposed to be water balloons or amoebas or what?)
Anyway, I think having boobs that are faster than a speeding bullet should be added to the EscherGirl superpower list.
"Do not try to bend the boobs. That is impossible. Instead… only realize the truth. That it is not the boobs that bend, it is only yourself."