I meant to do this earlier, but life got in the way.
Anyway, here are my favourites from the last caption contest (in no particular order):
eliamias answered: Oooh, I love the hokey pokey! ♪You stick your left arm in…~♪
Jenny Creed answered: Red Sonja shits crooked since the warlocks twisted and melted her body in their sick games, and all too often she gets poo on her hands and freaks out.
Orion answered: “Give me those robes, I’m freezing! Then call the doctor! I think I broke them again!”
rossini138 answered: “Ew! This tree has spiders all over it!!Did you see? They were like, *this big*!*
gabyrippling answered: These bottle caps really chafe! Recycling is hard!
kjdawson80 answered: “Damn it! Alllllllmost got a AAA on AFRONOVA Heavy!
stevonicus answered: Curse you goblins for stealing my spine!
msgeniuspa answered: “The LAST thing my ice skating outing needed was sparkling orcs.”
pachurz answered: “Wait my glasses, I can’t find my glasses.”
hardboiled-w answered: Gotta keep training for the fire bottle toss… Gotta beat that asshole Simon Belmont.
dal-li answered: HELICOPTER MODE, ACTIVATE!
roxxie-kun answered: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!
catastrophicartists answered: This so called “armor” you idiots bought me is the worst! Take this tree and get something better! And get a healer for my back!
wincenworks answered: Wait this is a no brand name tree you’ve tied me to! You IDIOTS! Get out there and don’t come back until you have a Gucci tree!!!
cold-as-frost answered: A ditto dressed up as Red Sonja for Halloween but isn’t used to being in human form so there are a few… problems with the costume.
xogs answered: …and that’s how Mary Sue displayed her bottle cap collection while her spine healed from the tragic, yet romantic, accident.
drunk-karma answered: Maybe bubblewrap wasn’t the best choice for clothes