Escher Girls

cover of "Kunoichi" from Lightning Comics, showing a bunch of Asian women ninja warriors in painted on red battle bikinis that barely cover their crotch in a tiny V, their legs are bent under their crotch and their waists are tiny

I can’t believe somebody looked at Jade Warriors and said “we need to do that but make the women look even more insectoid." I think the one in the back left is actually shedding her legs.

(Cover of Kunoichi #1, Lightning Comics, submitted by anonymous)

Originally posted at EscherGirls.com

upside down ad of Queen's Blade Limit Break showing a woman with glasses and her breasts pushed up against her spread legs which are on either side of her head, it looks like she has 2 pairs of breasts and 2 sets of cleavage

super-dragon submitted:

Genuinely baffled by this ad I saw on picrew because besides the anatomical impossibility of the pose she also appears to have two sets of boobs??? Please advise.

Um, my advice is to be very nice to the four boobed girl before she mutates further and buries our entire planet in cleavage. She’s boobthulhu.

(Ad for Queen’s Blade: Limit Break, Hobby Japan)

Originally posted at EscherGirls.com

cover of Fathom: Kiana #2 showing a brunette white woman in a blue bikini holding a sword surrounded by water, her torso is tiny and sinched in and her butt is pushed out and her torso looks like taffy, her body is shaped like a tetris block

I think her body is more liquid than the water around her.

(Cover of Fathom: Kiana #2, Aspen Comics)

Originally posted at EscherGirls.com

cover of "The Tenth" Abuse of Humanity TPB cover showing the main girl (black haired girl with tan skin) holding a gun wearing a black crop top shredded under her breasts and in tight jean shorts that are basically just coloured over her buttcheeks, her torso is bent at 90 degrees and thinner than her neck, her butt is nonexistent and she is just legs

This is terrifying in every way. And also all so she can both be so thin that she has no butt but also look like she has one at the same time. The ultimate in Escher technology.

(Cover of The Tenth: Abuse of Humanity TPB, Image Comics)

Originally posted at EscherGirls.com

promo art for rise of angels' female warrior showing a blodne white woman in a vacuum sealed boobsocked black crop top and black and red thong armor, her torso is bent almost 90 degrees in a rubber way

TFW you just want to party at the knight club but as usual, a fight breaks out.

(Art of Female Warrior from Rise of Angels, CreaGames, submitted by anonymous)

Originally posted at EscherGirls.com

cover of Grimm Fairy Tales #66 showing a brunette woman next to a black haired woman in pink, both are standing with their beacks bent and butts thrust out in a very awkward pose

It looks like they were both suddenly shot with clothes shrinking rays which contorted their bodies.

(Cover of Grimm Fairy Tales #66, Zenescope Entertainment)

Originally posted at EscherGirls.com

cover of Marvel Divas showing Blackcat, Firestar, Monica Rambeau and Hellcat standing together with their bodies rubbery and with tiny sucked in waists, Black Cat is standing on her tippy toes with her back very bent

Ah yes, that classical form of entertainment: boobsocked rubber girl ballet.

(Cover of Marvel Divas, Marvel Comics)

Originally posted at EscherGirls.com

zoom of phantom force #1 showing a heroine in a black mask over the top part of her face and eyes and a black bustier with a purple cape, her torso is going to the left and her legs are disconnected entirely from her torso and going right

There is no way her legs are attached to her body.

(Cover of Phantom Force #1, Image Comics)

Originally posted at Eschergirls.com

page from The Tenth #3 showing the dark haired girl with blonde hair crying out "MOM! NOOO!!!" in her underwear with her butt thrust out and back bent as her mom is turned into a tree or something

Wait, is her mom the one turning into a tree or is she? Are they both turning into trees? Is this a competition? Because I think she might be winning.

(Page from The Tenth #3, Image Comics, submitted by anonymous)

Originally posted at EscherGirls.com

ad for Dragon Knight 2 showing a red haired woman who is almost entirely naked except for "armor" around the sides of her breasts covering her nipples and around her crotch, she is sitting up with one leg raised upwards but it is completely disconnected from her hip or any part of her lower body

TFW you kill another woman to take her place for a photoshoot but vastly underestimate how much larger your chest is than hers and also you didn’t fully hide her body so you have to awkwardly lean on her leg and hope nobody notices.

(Ad for Dragon Knight 2, CreaGames)

Originally posted at EscherGirls.com