Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2020/09/09/dont-piss-rubber-centaur-emu-woman
Submitted by universe63
Hell hath no fury like a rubber centaur emu woman scorned
(Card Art from Gang Road Joker, Applibot Inc)
haveievermentioned submitted:
I got this as a YouTube ad. On the one hand, I think the text is covering up a swivel waist (her waist is weird at least) and I can’t see her legs. On the other: the text has some… innuendo… going on.
This is not touching her apples which… ouch.
Hopefully she doesn’t have to do much running. Also, I’m confused by the text because yes, I know it’s meant to be sexual innuendo, but it’s still weird as if a) the dwarves are the enemy b) the dwarves are competition? Anyway… given all these other mobile game ads, probably the actual game is like Pong or something…
(Ad for Call me Legend: Game of Battle & Love, Empire Studios Inc.)
Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2020/09/09/snakey-enchantress
Watch out Thor, that’s not Enchantress but the serpent Jörmungandr!
(Panel from Thor vol. 2 #47, Marvel Comics)
Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2020/09/09/naruto-performs-sexy-jutsu-egs-9th-anniversary
For Escher Girls’ 9th anniversary, here have a classic - Naruto’s sexy jutsu, which at least was meant to have the rubber body boobs and butt pose to be sexy. And almost an Escher Girls triple crown too.
Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2020/09/06/giant-sharpie-tool-every-escher-girl-needs-redraw-herself
Aside from the boobs and butt pose, I’m curious what she’s holding behind her. Nicky suggested a giant thermos, but it looks like a giant sharpie to me? Maybe to redraw herself with.
(Ad for Kingdom of Heroes: Tactics War, NeoWiz Games)
Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2020/09/06/i-think-thats-how-it-went-anyway
Hela: Behold my perfect boobsocks, vacuum-sealed to perfection as only a goddess can accomplish!
Valkyrie: Okay for the 10,000th time this week, I am sick of hearing about your boobsocks! Boobs and butt attack!
Hela: Hah, you call THAT a boobs and butt attack, behold my divine boobs and butt counter!
(Panels from Fearless Defenders #2, Marvel Comics)
Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2020/09/06/smug-snakegirl-smug
She’s looking smug because she just chopped a woman up and is lying in front of her victim’s legs.
(Promotional image for Sakura Dungeon, Winged Cloud)
Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2020/09/05/escher-food
fortangel submitted:
Not sure this really counts as a “girl” but it’s an escher *something.*
Wait, is this supposed to be encouraging you to order from them or scaring you away? Because seductive pizza with human legs is not… exactly the most appetite-increasing thought. Also never thought I’d need to make a “Postmates” tag.
(Ad for Postmates)
Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2020/09/05/honor-clones
Milkawa submitted:
Promotional pictures for the game Honor of Kings - Legendary Heroes by Tencent Games. I guess what really matters when you’re looking for a warrior or a wife is how she awkwardly raises her arms to show her butt and boobs.
The bottom picture’s been in another ad featured on this blog but flipped, however, I just noticed that both the red and blue girls have the exact same thrust out butt pose and body, it’s just their arm and hands that have been changed a little to make them seem like they’re doing different things. At least Belle from Beauty and the Beast who is stuck in this game for some reason seems to get her own pose.
Originally posted at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2020/09/04/boobs-and-butts-galaxy-far-far-away
strangepostmiracle submitted:
A Star Wars: Republic Escher Girl, Kahleen Hentz’s spine being rubberized.
Why her leg is facing almost a completely different direction to her body is another question.
It’s not bad as boobs and butt poses go, but she is looking a little snakey.
(Panel from Star Wars: Republic #73, Dark Horse Comics)